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How to Date any Girl

What do women want? This is a question that has baffled men since the beginning of time and men are no closer to understanding women than when we were huddled around an open fire every night and lived in caves.

Why are women so hard to decipher? Simply, because we try to understand them from a man's point of view without understanding the basic premise that women think differently from men. In fact, women have completely different wiring than men and we will never be able to understand them on a logical level, which is how we approach most everything.

Remember knowledge is power and you like power, don't you? Well, learn what drives women and then you will have it in spades.

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